Area Man to Host Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

SEATTLE, WA—Local man Nathan B      , 28, has confirmed rumors that he will host Sunday Game Night this weekend. “It really shouldn’t be a surprise at this point,” said B      , citing his history of similar events in a brief statement to the press. However, when asked for details, B       intentionally misinterpreted the questions based on ambiguities in phrasing.

Previous reports suggested that the festivities would begin around 5pm at B      ’s apartment and that it would be considered polite to bring food or “maybe a sixer of beers,” according to an anonymous source.