Be my Valentine at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

Maybe you already have evening plans for this Sunday. Maybe you’re harvesting the pollen from the stamen of the full flower of love. Maybe you’ve been co-opted by the romance-industrial complex. Maybe you’ll be tangoing at an inclination that may be different from normal. Maybe you’re an obstruction on the road to romance finance reform. Maybe you’re going to make like a black hole and collide with another black hole 1.2 billion years ago, irreversibly merging forever. Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe.

But maybe you don’t have any plans, or maybe you should cancel those plans and attend Sunday Game Night instead, where I’ll be offering a very special prix fixe menu. The prix is zero but you have to bring snacks or drinks with you. Reservations are not limited but please still RSVP.

Nathan

From: Trevor
To: Game Friends

Lo siento mon amor.