Be platonic at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

We stand now on the precipice of Valentine’s Day, peering into an abyss of rose-flavored, chocolate-scented smarm, of societally-mandatory affection, of post-Gray mass-marketing of entry-level sex toys. Though these straits seem impassable, we will of course emerge on Sunday, perhaps still over-charged with hormones and emotions.

Well, keep it in your pants because my parents are coming to Sunday Game Night (my apartment, 5pm) and so should you. Last time they showed up to a Game Night it was wildly successful so if you’re going to make it to one Game Night it should probably be this one. Bring some snacks or drinks and let me know if you’re showing up!

Nathan

From: Andy
To: Game Friends

You had me at entry-level.