Be prepared at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

A new year is upon us, and along with it comes the creeping threat of yet another Game Night. For your safety, below are several Game Night preparedness tips.

• In a Game Night, it’s a bad idea to hide out under a tree: the Game Night could strike the tree and arc to your body, causing injury and/or death.
• Instead, try to locate a well-stocked Game Night Shelter. Your local Game Night Shelter is:      Nathan’s Apartment      
• Put together an emergency kit in case of Game Night. Some suggestions for its contents are: bottled water, first aid kit, deck of cards, flashlight, nachos, basic tools, six-pack of beer, toilet paper, and copies of Hanabi and Coup.
• Should a severe Game Night cause the complete collapse of society, fiat currency will be worthless. Prepare for a future barter economy by hoarding post-apocalyptic valuables such as untarnished silverware and dog food.

Recent model runs are predicting a fairly strong Game Night event this Sunday at 5pm. Bring some emergency supplies (beer, snacks, etc.) to my apartment and let’s weather it together. I’ll have some rations prepared as well. Let me know if you’re coming!

Nathan