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From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

When his history of the mountains recently? Is there a request for dessert we would recognize as “corn”. Maybe go through a reminder to be great to this list — Tall Brian — Jonathan — Me — Jack — Kaitlin — Kate — That means that we all bring food disaster. As usual, I can satisfy at 5pm, for games and we’re quickly approaching the supporting roles, the press.

Q: Particulars? A: Well, keep it never know if you’re not play games.

It is that water in Loaded Questions, it’s Friday evening, and look: I think I know where I will be considered polite to be RSVP’d to mind, though: everyone is baldly hubristic and so she won’t be if vegetarians are sitting at 5 pm is, once again, make your thirsts! Here is festooned with us, and hold Sunday.

But since I’m in the way, that the beep indicating whether you are), consider taking the evidence of us so we’ll dig into an invitation to improve my head, they’re not convinced about all part of chili (I’m almost sure) so please bring to the betterment of Sunday at 5pm, at Nathan’s apartment, Sunday.

Nathan

P.S. Now that I have a website and am on the fast-track to fame, I don’t have time to actually write these emails myself, so I let the computer analyze my writing and generate the invitation automatically. Enjoy!


From: Lauren
To: Game Friends

Hi, every time I click the unsubscribe link it just takes me to a picture of a cat lying in a sunbeam. How do I talk to a real person?

Thanks!

Lauren


From: Kyle
To: Game Friends

This is my very upset, I must tell you that we, and amazingly, including me, you can not have a night game this week. This Mother’s Day celebration, and my parents, I have to make an anniversary, so I think, you know, soft, no wonder the game night. We’ll go six hours north, limiting the frozen ground to the north of our people today, because of what my parents have similar local cheese and french fries and ice hockey and skiing, and free medical care and other things instead of not returning to where game tomorrow night. I express my sincere condolences, we will never spoil a perfect attendance record. I hope that you can see forgiveness in their hearts.

-Kyle

(It is to my great dismay that I must inform you that we, and shockingly that includes me, will be missing game night this week. It is for a celebration of both mother’s day and my parents’ anniversary that we must do this, so I want you to know that I do not miss game night lightly. We will be driving 6 hours north into the frozen wastes of the nation which borders us directly to the north tonight, as my parents have gone native with things like cheese curd fries and hockey and skiing and socialized medicine and whatnot, and not returning until game night is already concluded tomorrow night. I express my sincere regrets that we must permanently mar my perfect attendance record. I hope you can see it in your hearts to forgive me.)

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