A change of scenery for Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

We here at Sunday Game Night Enterprises are thrilled to announce some exciting new changes to the Sunday Game Night format. It’s time, finally, to take Sunday Game Night to the next level. Due to some recent market fluctuations we have been able to secure an exciting new venue on—wait for it—a private tropical island! Yes, now you will have the amazing opportunity to play board games on land which was once owned by Pablo Escobar.

We recognize that this is a significant change and some customers may find it hard to get used to the new and improved Sunday Game Night. However, we feel strongly that once you factor in the professionally-catered food, beachside bottle service, and travel costs, you will agree that the new price of Sunday Game Night is pretty much a steal at only—only!—twelve thousand American dollars. (VIPs please inquire about premium packages).

If you want to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity we will just need a small deposit of snacks or drinks. Payments can conveniently be made in person at Nathan’s apartment. IMPORTANT: to secure your reservation we will need to receive this deposit no sooner than Sunday at 5pm and no later than Sunday at 10pm.

Best Regards,
Nathan

P.S. If you are wondering what snacks and drinks to bring, just think about, as a complete hypothetical, what kind of food and beverage you would want if you were stranded on a desert island. I’m just spitballing here, but that seems like a really, really, really good way to decide on the best food or drink to bring.