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Corrections to the June 12 Sunday Game Night email

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

An earlier version of this email misstated some of the particulars of the event. Sunday Game Night takes place at Nathan’s apartment this Sunday at 5pm, not Saturday at 4am in a disused warehouse. We regret the error.

The earlier email also misrepresented the probability of celebrity guest stars at Sunday Game Night as being “nearly 100%”. In fact, the likelihood of a celebrity appearing at Sunday Game Night is close to 0%.

The same email misspelled the name of the host of Sunday Game Night. Sunday Game Night is hosted by Nathan, not The Dread Lord of the Far Reaches and Commander of Unholy Legions. The keys are basically right next to each other.

That original email, which turned out to be almost entirely erroneous, also incorrectly described the items traditionally brought by guests as contributions to the festivities. These items should be comestible or imbibable, not “combustible or improbable”. However, sufficiently improbable contributions are always welcome.


From: Kyle
To: Game Friends

Well guess I’d better check my email more often.

On the upside, the party in the disused warehouse was pretty slammin until the cops got there, and my court-appointed defense attorney says I’ll be able to post bail in time for game night tomorrow.

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