Cure what ails you with Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

Do you smell flowers blooming? Do you feel warm light on your face? Do you hear the sounds of life awakening around you? Are you experiencing a mild, but unmistakable, euphoria? Are your legs bare? What about your toes? Have you seen the mountains recently? Is there a tingle in your bones? Is there new growth on your branches? Do you feel an urge to inhale deeply, look around, and smile broadly at the wonder of nature?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be suffering from malgamenutrition. The recommended treatment is one dose of Game Night this Sunday at 5pm, at my apartment. Game Night, when taken on an empty stomach, may cause confusion or nausea; Game Night is also best taken with a beverage. Please bring food or drink to share so that none of us suffer from confusion or nausea or thirst or “drinking water”. I plan to fire up the grill, so grill-compatible contributions are encouraged.

Nathan