Everyone's a winner at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

SPECIAL OFFER: Bring food or drink to Nathan’s apartment this Sunday for a chance to win a FREE Sunday Game Night!¹

Nathan

¹ Nachos² will be provided. Some restrictions apply. Must be present to win. Prices and participation may vary. Game selection includes, but is not limited to, Hanabi, Castles of Mad King Ludwig, Tammany Hall, Galaxy Trucker, Coup, Lagoon, Seven Wonders, and Space Alert. Offer void where prohibited. Offer valid 2/20/15 5pm-11pm. You agree to release and hold Sunday Game Night Productions, LLC, its employees, officers, directors, shareholders, agents, representatives, parent companies, affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising, promotion and fulfillment agencies, and legal advisors, harmless from any and all losses, damages, rights, claims and actions of any kind in connection with the Sunday Game Night. Side effects may include satiation, nausea, cheek muscle strain, “fun”, personal accomplishment, and camaraderie. If symptoms persist, you’re welcome. Sunday Game Night is offered “as-is” with no guarantee or warranty. Ask your doctor if Sunday Game Night is right for you. Nacho offer subject to change without notice or compensation. Professional driver on closed course. Potential winners will be selected from among all eligible entries for a total of N winners³. Limit one prize per person. This email not likely to improve my chances of getting past your spam filter in the future. Retail value of the Sunday Game Night depends on rate of attendance. Entrants may bring games from their own collection. No purchase necessary: to enter without purchase, write the words “Please let me come to Game Night without bringing food or drink” on a 3”x5" index card and bring it to Nathan’s apartment⁴. May contain nuts. Please RSVP.

² Ingredients: Corn chips (corn, water, salt), cheese, chorizoª (pork, seasonings), black beans, black olives, pickled jalapeño. Manufactured in a facility which processes wheat, eggs, milk, vegetables, and cat food.

      ª May be wholly or partially excluded if vegetarians are present. Vegans are out of luck where nachos are concerned.

³ N is equal to the number of entrants.

⁴ This footnote just for fun.