Eviscerate the issues at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

Welcome welcome welcome to This Sunday This Morning! Thank you so much for joining us, I’m your host, Nathan. Just time for a quick precap of the weekend, and we begin with the presidential election, or as we like to call it, “Showing up to a game night and the only games are Monopoly and Risk and the hosts don’t understand why you’re upset about it 2016”.

The second presidential debate will be on Sunday at 6pm, and we here at This Sunday This Morning will be cringe-laugh-crying along with the rest of you in spirit but more importantly we will be doing all of that in person if you show up to my apartment starting at 5pm and bring snacks or drinks.

Next up: Bohnanza, a game you think about so little you didn’t realize that’s not Bohnanza, THAT’s Bohnanza. Will we play Bohnanza after the debate? I don’t know, but we’ll have to play something to distract us from a politics fugue.

And now, this.

From: Kyle
To: Game Friends

Will this be the first Game Night ever to offer a drinking game as opposed to simply offering both drinking and games?

Will we drink every time a racist dogwhistle is used, or just every time we feel the urge to cry?

Would that mean we will be drinking too much or not nearly enough?

Will the debate be won by the woman who’s a little too good at Coup, the man who’s way too good at Tammany Hall, or will the only winner be the future historians writing their dissertations on “Factors Contributing to the Collapse of the United States in 2017”?

What do you want on your nachos?

Help us answer these questions, and possibly others, this Sunday at Game Night.