I just need a little Game Night, man

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

It’s been so long. Too long. I’ve been experiencing all the classic board game withdrawal symptoms: I have dark circles under my eyes. I’ve been irritable. I can’t sleep. I think I see meeples in my peripheral vision, but when I turn my head, they’re not there. I’m alternately hot and cold. I have the shakes. I think I’m losing memories. I try counting farm animals but then I just fixate on putting each kind of animal in its own field. I think they are rearranging themselves when I’m not looking. I experience cold sweats. Sometimes I realize I don’t know where I am or how I got there or where all the blood came from or—  
 
 
I think I just need to play some board games and everything will be back to normal again. Help me out this Sunday at 5pm if you’re still in town—and remember, board games are a dish best served with shared food and/or drink.

Nathan

From: Kyle
To: Game Friends

Game Night you say?

Nathan I want you to know that I literally learned to make animated gifs in order to send you this message.