Let it be resolved at Sunday Game Night
From: Nathan
To: Game Friends
Game Friends,
WHEREAS, The recipients of this message are avowed enthusiasts of board and card games; and
WHEREAS, The recipients of this message additionally enjoy one another’s company; and
WHEREAS, Some number of this group will be in town on Sunday at 5pm; and
WHEREAS, It is customary for Game Night to be held at Nathan’s apartment on Sundays at 5pm; and
WHEREAS, Sustenance and refreshment are essential to the full enjoyment of Game Night;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, That a Game Night will be held this Sunday at 5pm at Nathan’s apartment; and
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That Nathan and/or Kaitlin will provide food for any attendees; and
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That each attendee will notify Nathan of their intent to attend Game Night; and
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That each attendee will bring with them a quantity of food or drink to be shared with the other attendees.
PASSED AND ADOPTED this 26th day of December, 2014.
Nathan
From: Kyle
To: Game Friends
AFFIRMING the inherent value of Game Night to humans of all nations,
RECALLING recent recreationally productive Game Nights in a positive light,
CONDEMNING all Sunday nights that do not involve nachos,
REGRETFULLY the Bates-Green delegation is unable to attend, but remains
RESOLVED to attend Game Nights in the near future.