Let it be resolved at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

        WHEREAS, The recipients of this message are avowed enthusiasts of board and card games; and

        WHEREAS, The recipients of this message additionally enjoy one another’s company; and

        WHEREAS, Some number of this group will be in town on Sunday at 5pm; and

        WHEREAS, It is customary for Game Night to be held at Nathan’s apartment on Sundays at 5pm; and

        WHEREAS, Sustenance and refreshment are essential to the full enjoyment of Game Night;

        NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, That a Game Night will be held this Sunday at 5pm at Nathan’s apartment; and

        BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That Nathan and/or Kaitlin will provide food for any attendees; and

        BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That each attendee will notify Nathan of their intent to attend Game Night; and

        BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That each attendee will bring with them a quantity of food or drink to be shared with the other attendees.

        PASSED AND ADOPTED this 26th day of December, 2014.

Nathan

From: Kyle
To: Game Friends

AFFIRMING the inherent value of Game Night to humans of all nations,
RECALLING recent recreationally productive Game Nights in a positive light,
CONDEMNING all Sunday nights that do not involve nachos,
REGRETFULLY the Bates-Green delegation is unable to attend, but remains
RESOLVED to attend Game Nights in the near future.