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Regarding recent news stories about Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

By now you may have read about the irregularities surrounding past Sunday Game Night emails. After a thorough internal investigation, SGN Group has determined that some emails manufactured in 2013-2014 were subject to a software defect which caused the emails to behave differently during bench testing. This software defect could cause some emails to pass emissions testing, while those same emails during certain patterns of normal use could in fact emit humor levels well above EPA limits.

SGN Group has long been a leader in sustainable “clean diesel” emails and deeply regrets this lapse. Internal investigation has revealed that the software defect was introduced by rogue engineers who appear to have been acting independently. These engineers are no longer employed by SGN Group.

Consumers who may have been affected by this error should attend an information session this Sunday at 5pm at Nathan’s apartment. However, SGN Group wishes to make clear that this defect in no way impacts the handling, performance, or safety of any Sunday Game Night emails. In the coming weeks, SGN Group will announce a plan to retrofit defective emails at no cost to consumers.

Again, we deeply regret this defect and we hope to reach an expedient solution.

Sincerely,
Nathan

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