Resolve to attend Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

Your body is your brain is your body is your brain. Got a brain? Work that brain. Tone the brain. Sculpt that brain. How? Games. Pump up your brain! Don’t you want a brain you could bounce a quarter off of? Well you’re going to need more volume, that’s sets times reps times weight. New year new you new you new body new body new brain new brain new games. Get some #gamespiration so you stay on target for that beach brain. If that’s not enough, consider retaining one of our personal trainers. They will guide you through brain #gamexercises and give you helpful input like “you’re doing it wrong”. We also offer personal nutritionists that will carefully consider your nutritional needs, health needs, and training plan before telling you that what you need is nachos and beer. Sunday 5pm Sunday 5pm Sunday 5pm.

Nathan

From: Kyle
To: Nathan

The brain is made of lipids. Nacho cheese is made of lipids. Nachos chips are made of carbohydrates, and I’m pretty sure glycogen can get turned into lipids and cholesterols and things that build your brain. What I’m trying to say is that nachos are brain food and games, as you’ve pointed out, are a critical stimulus for causing the body to convert nachos into extra brain. Where the body stores the extra brain is currently unknown, maybe a plastic bag that goes in the box, maybe a really nice custom-fit spot on a vacuum formed tray.

The other thing I’m trying to say is that we won’t be able to make it to this game night due to other obligations which probably can’t be as important as game night and are honestly pretty broken up about that. It’s like skipping leg day, or whatever the exercise people are saying these days.