Competitive salary and benefits? Sunday Game Night has it all!

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Sunday Game Night Enterprises is seeking talented individuals to join a team that is constructing the future, one Sunday evening at a time. Do you think you have what it takes? Are you a rockstar and/or ninja looking for a unicorn? Has your output been independently verified at 10x or higher? Then this opportunity may be for you.

BASIC QUALIFICATIONS

• Must be interested in playing board games
• Must be available this Sunday at 5pm
• Must be willing to relocate to Nathan’s apartment

PREFERRED QUALIFICATIONS

• Masters or PhD in Worker Placement, Area Control, Drafting, or a related field
• Proven history of showing up with food/drink to share
• Proficiency in at least one modern board game such as Agricola, Dominion, or Galaxy Trucker
• 21+ years of experience

Interested and qualified applicants should respond with a résumé and cover letter. Pre-registration is strongly encouraged as this will be a competitive and/or cooperative process.

From: Kaitlin
To: Game Friends

Dear Mr. B       ,

I’m writing to express my interest in your advertised position at Sunday Game Night. I think you’ll see from my vast Game Night experience that I am the ideal candidate. Not only have I played essential roles to the operation of SGN, including home and food preparation, social niceties, and event advocacy, but also I am an experienced game player with operational understanding of even the most complex table top games, including Dungeon Lords and Feast of Odin. I believe my presence in a leadership role will offer much needed balance to the dominance of engineering nerds on your team, contributing to the breadth of ideas and personality types represented, increasing overall GN freshness. I hope you will consider promotion from within the organization. My resume is attached.

Sincerely,

Kaitlin M       

From: Brad
To: Game Friends

Here ya go. Enjoy. Cover letters are stupid.

From: Amanda
To: Game Friends

I was always told to “keep it simple stupid” and I think these qualifications thus speak for themselves.

From: Lauren
To: Game Friends

I appreciate that Kaitlin’s side eye is not just marital, and not just martial, but maritial.

I am deeply underqualified for this position, in my mid twenties, white, and already in your social circle, so… when do I start?

PS. Totally willing to live at the office.