ALERT: Severe Game Night expected this Sunday

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

VALID 00Z FRI APR 15 2016 - 06Z MON APR 18 2016

...GAME NIGHT EXPECTED...

AT 1100AM PDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE GAME NIGHT WITH A HISTORY OF PRODUCING FIST-SIZED NACHOS. THIS EVENT IS MOVING TOWARD SEATTLE...LIKELY ARRIVING AROUND 5PM SUNDAY...AND CONTINUING INTO EVENING.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

THIS STORM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING EXTREME FUN. INTELLECTUAL ENGAGEMENT...LAUGHTER...AND PERSONAL ENJOYMENT MAY OCCUR. SEEK SHELTER INSIDE NATHAN’S APARTMENT.

IN CASE OF A PROLONGED GAME NIGHT...LASTING SEVERAL HOURS...CONTRIBUTION OF SNACKS OR DRINKS IS ADVISED.

TO ENSURE SHELTER SPACE IS AVAILABLE...INFORM THE HOST OF YOUR ATTENDANCE.

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