Think disruptive at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

I love board games but it’s undeniable that as costly physical objects there is a real barrier to entry for some people. Recently, frustrated by the fact that I wanted to play a game but didn’t have it with me, I realized that as a successful and wealthy entrepreneur I am uniquely qualified to solve this problem. That’s why I’m announcing my new venture, The Boarding Company, today—to ensure that all people have access to board games.

Here’s the idea: if there’s a game you want to play, you can use our app to request it. Our team will locate your game collection in our climate-controlled subterranean warehouse and place your personal copy of that game on a specially-designed sled, which will then zip through our private network of tunnels and emerge at street level near you. If you don’t already own the game, you can just order it on Amazon and have it delivered directly to our warehouse—choose same-day delivery for best results.

If you’re as excited about this as I am and you want to help us make the world better, please visit my abode this Sunday at 5pm.

You’re welcome,
Nathan