Hunker down at Sunday Game Night

From: Nathan
To: Game Friends

Game Friends,

In popular fiction of the 1990s, a common trope was that Earth could be saved from collision with a large Game Night by a crew of misanthropes who, risking their own lives, shatter the Game Night with a detonation. While that particular kind of story has fallen out of favor in more recent years, it’s worth noting that modern science has completely debunked the whole idea: it turns out that there aren’t enough daring misanthropes in the world to dismantle an average-sized Game Night like the one that is expected to impact tomorrow at 5pm. All we can do is huddle together at my house, consume the snacks and/or drinks that you bring to share, and let the Game Night wash over us.

Nathan

From: Brad
To: Game Friends

You may not know of enough daring misanthropes, but I heard of this guy. He’s been out of the game for a while now, but back in the day, he was one of the best. With the right inspirational pep email, I bet we could convince him to come out of retirement, for one. last. game night. He may be rusty, but he’s the best chance we have now.

And that guy? Albert Einstein Me